During last years United States Presidential election, there was an expression George W. Bush used to describe his opponent John Kerry. It was a term used for can’t make up your mind, the republican party could be heard chanting it in unison waving their arms together back and fourth, yelling, “flip flop, flip flop.” It was rather like watching a large group of slow learners having some sort of common epiphany!

Now that the slow learners have spoken and George Dubya is in the white house again...(ugh). I can’t get the image of all those people out of my head... Flip Flop Flip Flop, say it with me Flip Flop, now move your arms and try it, Flip Flop, it’s a strange sort of image like being part of a Christian rock concert crowd or almost a human interpretation of wheat in the wind or even like being part of a bad dance routine as played out by the Ice Capade dancers. This being said and now that the image is firmly implanted in your mind, perhaps this should become the new way we welcome Kazuyuki Fujita to the MMA fighting ring. These Flip Flopper guys are really starting to bug me. We know you want your cake and want to eat it too...but for the sake of the sport... dude... pick a career.
Thus bringing me to the torrid tale of fashion half-baked. When your all dolled up baby, we can kinda tell you use your head for all the wrong reasons. Rather than using it for a punching bag why don’t you try to use it to try to pick out something with just a tad of style. I know the tired hung over homie from Brooklyn look is really in, well, every year since hip hop became music, but you know something it really isn’t working for you.

The lame baseball caps, the stinky hooded sweatshirts, the gold chains. This could be the ticket that might help you land some human fans, rather than the cartoon ones.
I have to say this Kazuyuki, I have to say this as a friend, and the time has come to not only pick a career but to expand your wardrobe and get some dignity! Pick yourself up shake yourself off and try some Pin Strip suits, lose the Gucci sunglasses and top cap, it looks a little, hmmm put on. Although the brown suit suits you well, as does the dungaree jacket I like that. This year florescent colored trousers are in and I think they would give you the lift that you need, throw on one of those t-shirts like you like so much and you’re not only a fighter but a rock star! Also what’s going to hit the streets, is the French striped shirt you know the one with the horizontal red, black or blue stripes, under your dungaree jacket mix it up a little, wear the night watch man cap and soon you’ll be sipping fine Sake with some fine ladies. You may have the flip-flop thing going on but. Kazuyuki, here’s a chance to rock and roll over.